Out of the Mouth of Babes

This was a conversation that took place between me and a kindergarten student.

"Look Miss Smith! I have a new book bag! Does your son have a book bag? Do you have a son?"

"No."

"Why don't you have a son Miss Smith?"

"Because I'm not married."

"You're not married?!"

"No."

"So sad, so sad! You are so alone Miss Smith."