Fat America
Fat America
This little piggy went to market
Sells her fatback for the high price of fame
Plasters her fatback on every page
Spread those thighs a little wider
Fat America can’t see your damaged soul
Charity work makes page 6 news
Sex tapes gets the headliner
Tour the daytime talk show circuit
Try to change her image
Signed up for a new role
Plays mother earth
Adopts an Ethiopian/Cambodian
Steals a husband
Becomes an ambassador
All in a days work
while
This little piggy stayed home
Glued to television screens
One hand on the remote
The other masturbating to each click
Remember you can tivo American idol
Whispers fat America
And still have 13 hours to split
Between his xbox 360 and getting high
Skip the news little piggy
Beat stupid America at their game
But play along with jeopardy
To keep fresh on old topics
Don’t worry about school
Wheel of fortune will teach him how to spell
Just make sure he tells vanna white
To spin those letters a little faster
Gotta keep up
No time to waste
A man can taste his fame and glory
When he wants to be a millionaire
Those scratch offs aren’t paying up the investment
So save your pennies to buy you a ticket to california
Stand in line
Then come on down to barkerville
Get rich and famous
To wine and dine with
This little piggy who had roast and beef
Throws it up in public restrooms
Trying to hold to that shape
Dying to be fine
Generation Y breakdances for mickey d’s
Coke
High blood pressure
Diabetes
Clogged arteries
Dada-da-da-da im loving it
Hormone injected cows tell you to eat more chicken
Feeling sluggish
Depressed
Fat America has the cure
Charge your diets to master card
And shop till you drop
Stock up on shoes you will never wear
Hide the clothes in your children’s closet
He’ll never looked there
Go into debt and keep it a secret
The jones’ can never know
Little piggy make your pledge to fat America
The red
White
And green
Act like you have a lot of money
Hold your nose up to
This little piggy who had none
And this little piggy went i-i-i all the way home
mama a.free.ka copyright 2006
This little piggy went to market
Sells her fatback for the high price of fame
Plasters her fatback on every page
Spread those thighs a little wider
Fat America can’t see your damaged soul
Charity work makes page 6 news
Sex tapes gets the headliner
Tour the daytime talk show circuit
Try to change her image
Signed up for a new role
Plays mother earth
Adopts an Ethiopian/Cambodian
Steals a husband
Becomes an ambassador
All in a days work
while
This little piggy stayed home
Glued to television screens
One hand on the remote
The other masturbating to each click
Remember you can tivo American idol
Whispers fat America
And still have 13 hours to split
Between his xbox 360 and getting high
Skip the news little piggy
Beat stupid America at their game
But play along with jeopardy
To keep fresh on old topics
Don’t worry about school
Wheel of fortune will teach him how to spell
Just make sure he tells vanna white
To spin those letters a little faster
Gotta keep up
No time to waste
A man can taste his fame and glory
When he wants to be a millionaire
Those scratch offs aren’t paying up the investment
So save your pennies to buy you a ticket to california
Stand in line
Then come on down to barkerville
Get rich and famous
To wine and dine with
This little piggy who had roast and beef
Throws it up in public restrooms
Trying to hold to that shape
Dying to be fine
Generation Y breakdances for mickey d’s
Coke
High blood pressure
Diabetes
Clogged arteries
Dada-da-da-da im loving it
Hormone injected cows tell you to eat more chicken
Feeling sluggish
Depressed
Fat America has the cure
Charge your diets to master card
And shop till you drop
Stock up on shoes you will never wear
Hide the clothes in your children’s closet
He’ll never looked there
Go into debt and keep it a secret
The jones’ can never know
Little piggy make your pledge to fat America
The red
White
And green
Act like you have a lot of money
Hold your nose up to
This little piggy who had none
And this little piggy went i-i-i all the way home
mama a.free.ka copyright 2006
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